Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Life Lesson #572: You Just Can't Teach Class

I don't know what's more disgusting, that walking piece of white trash pissing all over the floor or Hop-Along Joe giving it the ol' dip-n-sniff. And then, on top of everything else, the bitch actually tries to deny it. Hey honey, allow me to let you in on a little secret. They have these things nowadays called security cameras, and while they're mostly used to thwart would-be robbers and after-hours sticky fingers, they can also be used to catch nasty twats like yourself giving the carpeting in a cell phone store a golden shower. That's right, walk out. Because now, thanks to said video camera the entire world will know what a puke-inducing sack of shit you are. People don't forget, and once you're stuck inside the Interwebs baby, you're stuck inside this unforgiving bitch forever.

Totally NSFW video is after the jizzump.

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