Sunday, July 12, 2009

Brock Lesnar Is the Ultimate Douche Bag

Whether Brock Lesnar is a good fighter or not is totally irrelevant (hint: he's not); what is of major importance here is the fact that after all the hard work and money and tireless effort Dana White put into building the UFC into a respectable organization this nut sack comes along and in one fell swoop destroyed any credibility mixed martial arts might have had in the eyes of the casual fan.

Unfortunately for White he's stuck with this jackass for a while, so the sooner he puts him in the cage with someone other than Glass Joe the faster the sport will be rid of him. Said White about Lesnar's post-fight antics:

“Straight WWE. Brock went so far over the top tonight I can’t even describe it. I don’t think in the history of the UFC we’ve ever done anything like that.”

Later at the press conference Lesnar apologized for being such a douche bag, but the damage was already done. It would be like you banging your best friend's sister, popping off in her face and apologizing to him after the fact. The words were said but in the grand scheme of things they didn't really mean a thing.

Tune in next week to see Lesnar scream into a microphone while crushing beer cans on his forehead. It should be one hell of a show.

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