Saturday, July 4, 2009
Douche Bag On a Forklift
Ask anyone from the dyslexic 19-year-old who loads your groceries at Wal-Mart to the ball busting saleswoman at Sears how you're supposed to move an oversize load on a forklift and they'll invariably tell you the same thing.
"Uh, you drive backwards right?"
With that being said I imagine after Joe Bob nearly turned his boss into a grease spot in this video the conversation went a little something like this:
Joe Bob: "Well gol-dern it, I din't even see ya there hoss."
Boss: "Fuck Joe Bob, haven't you watched the training video? You know, the VHS tape that's been sitting in the break room for the past 30 years labeled "FORKLIFT TRAINING VIDEO?"
Joe Bob: "Well shee-it, I done thought this here vee-hicle was a high-low."
Douche baggery knows no bounds.