Thursday, July 16, 2009
Douche Bag With Cell Phone Gets MBTA Employee Suspended
Cell phones. We all have them. They're convenient when you're stuck in a jam, annoying when you're stuck behind some yappy twat in the grocery store and, in the hands of the right person, can be used to capture criminals and/or lazy oafs goofing off while on the job.
This guy? This guy is none of the above. As a matter of fact he probably works his ass off but because of some nosy jackass with a camera phone he's been suspended from his job for three days without pay.
According to Gadi Niram, the dick mouth that took this picture, the above MBTA employee was playing a game of Sudoku while he was supposed to be working. The only problem? The train was stopped. And he was a secondary operator. In charge of opening and closing the fucking doors.
Now I'm sure there are some people out there who think operating the doors on a passenger train is a dangerous job and requires the rapt and full attention of the operator while the train is stopped, but I have to go out on a limb here and say that unless those doors are made of explosive material or rigged to slam shut when some unsuspecting asshole walks through then it's safe to say no one was in any immediate danger. Seriously, if the guy in the picture was eating a bologna sandwich would Mr. Douche Bag have snapped his "controversial" picture?
Yeah, I didn't think so.