Saturday, July 4, 2009

Happy 4th Douche Bags

Remember boys and girls, if you accidentally blow your fingers off this weekend it's no one's fault but your parents'. You know, for having you in the first place. Grab a can of Bud Light, gather all of your douche bag friends -- don't forget to include the ubiquitous attention-starved skanks with the trendy sunglasses -- and have a grand old time. Oh, and don't forget to bring your cameras, because nothing says douche bag quite like the universal sign for trim diving and a pager and/or cell phone clipped to your plaid shorts.

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