Sunday, July 12, 2009
The Stuff Nightmares Are Made Of
See, the thing about this douche bag is he's under the assumption that what he's doing is so controversial it brings attention to whatever pity-pat cause he's obviously lobbying for. I say obviously because no one dresses like that because they want to; they do it because statistics have shown the more ridiculous and over-the-top your efforts are the more eyes you draw.
The thing about this picture though is if you stare at it long enough every single childhood phobia you ever had will invariably come together to form one massive, unforgiving, butt clenching mind fuck. You'll eventually go blind and your brain will cease operation, causing you to shit all over yourself while weeping uncontrollably.
Aneurysms be damned; this guy wants some "yes" votes.