Turtles Hate Douche Bags Too

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Note to any and all out-douche-men who might be reading this: As "manly" as you might think it is if you accidentally catch a large snapping turtle while fishing try to refrain from sticking your face within chomping distance. Instead retrieve a pair of pliers -- those or the things that look kind of like scissors and are standard issue in any tool or tackle box -- remove the hook and be done with it. Or you could simply cut the fucking line, let the turtle go and revel in the adoration of your drooling band of howling heathens.

Idiots, one and all.