Smack That Douche

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Dude, if a slap puts you to sleep I'd hate to see how you handled the punch to the nuts your girlfriend gave you after she realized she got suckered into a relationship with a complete fucking idiot. Granted, said slap was administered by the oriental version of Shrek, but a slap is a slap no? I mean come on, just because Charles Manson lost his shit and killed a bunch of people doesn't mean he's any less adorable right? Just look at him, sitting there all cute and homicidal.

By the way, I knew a guy who got slapped in the face with a halibut once. Just thought I'd throw that out there.