Not Tapping = Bones Snapping

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I'm not exactly a professional fighter or anything -- does shadow boxing count as a fight? -- but even I know that when some dude is on top of you, has your arm in a Kimura and is fully intent on turning it into the human equivalent of a plastic silly snake the only thing left to do is tap the fuck out. Either that or get used to having your wife/girlfriend/mother getting a gander at what you've been eating when they're forced to wipe your ass for the next few months.

Whoever says tapping is for pussies has obviously never had an appendage turned into Peanut Brittle.