Monday, September 7, 2009
Starting Them Young
Much like the flu the dreaded douche bug afflicts the young and old alike. Sadly though there is no inoculation against this disease, so the younger they are when it hits the more profoundly ridiculous their existence when they're older. I know it's hard to think about -- no one wants to see the young ones catch a disease of any kind, especially one with such far-reaching social implications -- but if one is able to identify the symptoms at an early stage the greater their chances are of stamping out Douchis Idiotis before it turns a loved on into Vanilla Ice.
But as you can see in the image above these kids are already fucked. Poor things.