How is it the people taking these pictures are never aware of the douche bag in the background until it's much too late. I mean does it never occur to the folks hitting the shutter button to, I don't know, assert a little tactical influence and divert said douche bag's attention elsewhere? For example:
"Uh, excuse me sir, but your creepy gaze and Teflon mustache are fucking up the shot. Would you mind stepping aside please?"