One In a Million Nut Shot

Here this guy is just kicking back at what he thought was a safe and secure distance when out of nowhere his buddy muffs up his run and sends his board hurtling into clueless guy's seeds. And I thought I had some bad luck. This poor bastard better stay in the house with the shades drawn for the next few months, otherwise he's liable to get smoked by a bus.

Or fall in love with a fat chick or something. Not that there's anything wrong with fat chicks mind you; I hear they're up for all kinds of nasty sexual shit.