You know you're an attention whore when pieces of your anatomy are clamoring for some camera time.
On any other human being -- that skank you banged the other night after getting sauced on Jager Bombs included -- this would be somewhat titillating, but on this walking piece of butt lint it just makes me feel bad for whatever poor bastard was standing behind that camera lens.
He'll never see straight again.
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