Hey, are you semi-coherent and good at creating visually appealing things with your computer? Well I want to talk to you. You see, I'm looking for a new header image and flunked art in high school, so I'm asking anyone who might be good at creating something from nothing to drop me a line at firstname.lastname@example.org so we can have a chat.
Unfortunately I can't pay you -- if I had any money I'd have my own domain name by now -- but what I can offer you is an opportunity to help your fellow man in his time of need.
So what say you? Are you up for it? Are you funny, imaginative and a little on the goofy side? Then what the hell are you waiting for? I need you in my life.