A Double Dose of Douche

Good God. Is there anything more ridiculous than two grown men shaving their fur coats in the shape of a smiley face and a heart? If there is I'd like to know what it is, because as it stands now I'm thinking nothing can top these two choads in the "Look At Us, We Don't Ever Get Laid" department. And the hat. Jesus Christ on a ten-speed bike, the hat. These two couldn't be more douche-tastic if they tried.

Well, maybe if they tried a little harder they'd be able to come up with something -- lipstick and blonde wig for the catcher on the left maybe -- but they pretty much have the market cornered when it comes to making themselves look like total fucking tools. Congratulations guys, now go play in traffic.