I woke up this morning to the sound of two cats fucking right outside my bedroom window. It was annoying as hell, but for some reason I couldn't bring myself to shoo them away. Maybe it's because I know how shitty it is for someone to bust up a good lay, or maybe it's because that's the closest I've been to pussy in about a month.
And the really sad part? My girlfriend sleeps right next to me.
So bang your girlfriend!
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