Sorry boys, but the ghost of Bruce Lee has just visited me and he demands that you immediately cease and desist with your total mockery of the entirety of martial arts. Uncoordinated jackasses simply were not intended to "practice" such storied and physically demanding disciplines.
"I hope you like pain."
As a matter of fact I don't like pain, but I do enjoy watching mouth breathing knuckleheads pull their groin muscles while flailing about like Corky on meth. That shit just makes me smile.