David vs. Goliath Hockey Style

God damn, I've heard of mismatches before but this is a little ridiculous. Hal Gill, the 6'7", 240-pound behemoth -- who you can see hocking canned string beans and such for the Green Giant brand of products during the off-season -- has a slight advantage over the 5'11" Rick Rypien, but instead of backing down he gets all uppity with the big guy and gets his fight on like a motherfucker.

Later that night Rypien wrestled a bear and hog-tied a lion with a roll of duct tape.