Dude Pranks Friend; Seriously Impedes His Prospects For Children

I don't know about you, but when my friends and I get together it usually involves something, you know, friendly. Beers, light conversation, possibly a joke or two. What our meetings never have and never will involve is a sick and twisted attempt at propelling someone's bean bag up through his esophagus and out his mouth. The sadistic little prick (ZING!) certainly gets points for creativity and planning, but I'm guessing he doesn't share the same enthusiasm for homework.

I'd use the words "ouch," "fuck" or "that's just not right," but I'm going to assume you're either mouthing them to yourself or saying them out loud in no particular order.