Sunday, October 18, 2009
Heckler Gets Verbally Raped by Comedian
Note to douche bag hecklers everywhere: If you're at a comedy show and insist on talking shit from the audience do not, under any circumstances, allow yourself to be suckered into a verbal pissing contest. Seriously, if a comedian invites you on stage you've already lost, so do yourself a favor and shut your mouth. Otherwise you're going to end up looking like a total fucking jackass in front of the skank you're trying to bang that night and the video of you taking a lingual dong in your butt is going to haunt you for the rest of your life.
Bottom line: No ass, a battered ego and the kind of shame usually reserved for politicians and David Hasselhoff.