Thursday, October 1, 2009

Kimbo vs. Nelson Is Nothing Short of Disappointing

The UFC hype machine was trundling along all week, touting this fight as "the most anticipated fight in TUF history." So was all the pomp and circumstance warranted? Are you kidding?

I hope Kimbo learns a thing or two from the other guys in the house, otherwise it's back to brawling in abandoned boat yards on YouTube for his scraggly ass. Seriously man, you couldn't get out of a crucifix? Granted, he had the the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man laying on top of him, but it's not like he's the most skilled fighter in the house either.

After this sham of a competition was over Nelson walked over to where UFC president Dana White was sitting and demanded a Whopper without pickles, to which White responded with:

"I let my daughter pin me down and hit me. That's the kind of shots he was hitting Kimbo with. This guy is acting like the whole world should be blown away by the performance he put on. He did just enough to win and not get hurt."

Sounds like someone shit the money bed.

Oh, and just as an aside, Rampage is seriously one funny son of a bitch.

1 comment:

  1. What an embarrassment. And I couldn't agree with Dana White more. Roy Nelson is a sloppy fat bastard who used his belly to suffocate Kimbo. Not exactly the stuff champions are made of.