Sunday, November 22, 2009
Another Candidate For Douche Bag of the Year
Besides the glaring fact that this chooch has either A. Some of the worst implants one has ever seen, or B. He needs to lay of the spot injections, he also seems absolutely clueless to the prospect that, you know, he just might become a fucking laughing stock were he to actually upload this ridiculous marathon of douchebaggery to the Internet.
Luckily for us his brain doesn't match those bloated pecs.
NOTE: Make sure you tough it out until about the :53 mark to witness some of most cheese-tastic dance maneuvers since William-fuckin'-Hung. Oh, and if anyone is able to translate some of what he's saying please do everyone a favor and let it be known in the comments section. I bet it's gold.
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Jeez, I didn't know there were actually people like this alive. This guy is something else.
ReplyDeletedude has bigger fake boobs than most of the cast of baywatch
ReplyDeletehe says up and down, up and down.
ReplyDeletesuch a fuckin' idiot, he has no muscles, the only thing he's got is much sinthol injected... totally dumb idiot!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteRaise your hand if you'd pay money for a chance to sock this guy in the throat.
ReplyDelete*raises hand*
He's is to genuine as Sarah Palin is to intelligent.
ReplyDeleteThis eraces all things I've EVER felt embarrased about having done silly in my life up to now.
ReplyDeleteImagine his man boobs hanging when he stops working out for a while :)
ReplyDeleteIiiiuuuu he has tits bigger than mine... What a jerk...
ReplyDeletethis is bob, bob has bitch tits
ReplyDeleteI dunno what you are talking about? I think he's a sexy little girl..
ReplyDeleteEven his neck muscles seem implanted due to their abnormal shape. I don't think he's a candidate for Douchebag of the year! He's simply the winner of Douchebag of the year! Its shocking people like him exist!
ReplyDeletehe is awesome! when I grow up, I want to just like him!
ReplyDeletePlease die soon you douche!
ReplyDeleteThe c0ck framing portion of the dance routine is by far my favorite... I have to wonder if he injected his member with whatever that sh!t is...
ReplyDeleteit just looks so not good. i am assuming all of his friends and family are dead because someone would HAVE to tell him he looks like a .....uh.......yeah....i just can't put into words what.................ummmmmmmmm............whew......So how about that local sports team ???? huh??? they really are ummmmm ahhhhhhhhh ....... and they did that thing with the ball............and.......ummm......yeah.
ReplyDeleteapperantly this idiot is trying to show everyone how to exercise which in reality he does not know how to exercise fucking idiot
ReplyDeleteMan boobs....hahahaha.. they'll live him in prison.
ReplyDeletenice rack, id do him. hes a fag. stab him in the pecks with a pen and he would cry like a bitch. than just clean up the goo
ReplyDeleteall e is talking about it's about what is going to move next, brazo = arm, hombro = shoulder and etc...
ReplyDeletebtw nice boobs lol, asshole
Doucheboobs!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is by far the biggest asshole i have ever seen over the internet and i have seen some crazy shit. and what up with his shoulders!!!! they look like he stuff some padding in there, he does the same dance move over and over again like a fucking robot. this guy makes be embassassed to be human
ReplyDeleteEpic fail at life.Someone needs to put a bullet in this fool's head before he manages to reproduce.What a waste of skin.
ReplyDeleteWow...he's Brazilian btw. Basically he's actually describing a work out routine throughout the video. That's right folks, in his words, if you want to look like this, just dance like a tool. But be sure to target those specific areas...
ReplyDeleteMy fuck...what a fucking waste of air.
hahaha he looks like the hunch back of notre dame
ReplyDeleteBob....bob tiene tetas de puton...
ReplyDeleteEw, Roid tits.
ReplyDeleteBitch Tits
ReplyDeleteWill please someone tell this guy to go to the doctor? This guy isnt muscled, he as gigantic tumors all over his body and I give him a week at most. Douche.
ReplyDeletewhat a fukin tosser ....hope he gets to read everyones comments .
ReplyDeleteAll that money spent on implants, could have been spent on a personal trainer... now you got Tits instead of pecs! what a bitch!!! and the winner is!! DOUCHETITS!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a stupid fuck :-D
ReplyDeleteDon't like it ..!
ReplyDeletethank god hes not from the USA
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteWhy?
nice implant.
ReplyDeleteAll that money spent on implants, could have been spent on a personal trainer....but should have been spent on a shrink
ReplyDeletethat dude needs a bra
ReplyDeleteRetard
ReplyDeletevvvvvvvvv
ReplyDeleteAll that confidence, and someday someone will be like. Hey... Nice tits bro. And his world will crumble.
ReplyDeletefucking idiot I think he take a SYNTHOL nothing more IDIOT!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a douche. He's actually "teaching" people how to work out the arms, chest, back, and abs. In the end he says: "Do this 30 times a day and you will get big like me". Hahahaha... What a fucking asshole.
ReplyDeleteI love moobs.
ReplyDeleteMmm... I love moobs.
ReplyDeleteIf you want some real boobs, visit my friend's website http://www.num25.com . This guy is doesn't know what is doing, he will ruin his body!
ReplyDeleteNice boobs.
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