Saturday, November 28, 2009

Fruity Fo' Real

I met a guy -- yes, a guy -- at a bar once who had gold-plated fingernails. When I asked him if they were real or not her responded with this ridiculous quip:

"Dawg, why da fuck would I get fake gold put on ma finganails? Dis is all fo' real homey."

Some people are so fickle they don't even know when they're being made fun of. This guy? He's probably the happiest son of a bitch on the street corner.

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