"Comedy" Is In the Eye of the Beholder

Every day -- I'm not kidding here. Every. Fucking. Day. -- someone does something so inherently stupid in my general vicinity that one can't help but stare in slack-jawed silence. Case in point: This dickhead. Apparently this took place in an Apple store, and while I'm sure dude is simply trying to be funny and score some kind of reaction from onlookers for the most part everyone just keeps their distance, presumably out of fear that if they stepped in and told him to knock off the nonsense they'd feel the wrath of four days worth of meth tweak.

My favorite part? It's at the 4:00 mark when the spawn of Shrek walks up and simply stares at Tweeky McTweekerson as if to say "Dude, my sense of humor is as underdeveloped as your brain, and even I don't find this shit funny."

Comedy is supposed to be funny. This, my friends, isn't it. Video after the jump.

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Fruity Fo' Real

I met a guy -- yes, a guy -- at a bar once who had gold-plated fingernails. When I asked him if they were real or not her responded with this ridiculous quip:

"Dawg, why da fuck would I get fake gold put on ma finganails? Dis is all fo' real homey."

Some people are so fickle they don't even know when they're being made fun of. This guy? He's probably the happiest son of a bitch on the street corner.

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Two things are readily apparent in this video. 1, this kid is clearly mentally disabled, because only someone with a learning disability would put this shit on the Internet to get mocked. And 2, if you can actually get through this entire video without laughing you're made of fucking stone. Either that or you work with retards.

By the way, how pimp is that porch swing sans cushion at 4:15? Talk about gangsta.

Homeboy Ball Bag

What do you think was more expensive: All that ridiculous shit hanging around his neck or the bag of crack rocks in his pocket?

Damn Girl, You Ugly

What you see here is easily the worst case of gender/race identity disorder I've ever seen. Not only that but she's so full of shit it's actually leaking out her pores. If this broad buys all that ridiculous paraphernalia on her own and doesn't have some rich old fuck treating her as his own personal Ghetto Barbie then I have a 12" dong.

Then again I suppose that floppy rack of hers could double as knee pads when she's earning all her bling, so I guess there's some benefit to being an absolute slob.