Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Punk Skaters Get Manhandled


In the interest of full disclosure I have to admit I used to ride a skate board. You know, when I was 10. It had neon green wheels and a big picture of a skull on the bottom. I thought it was the best thing since GoBots, but once the novelty wore off -- this was right around the same time I realized I liked girls and might want to see what it feels like to put my ding-dong in one -- I ditched the skate board and started partaking in extracurricular activities that didn't involve looking like a total fucking tool.

These little pricks obviously never made it that far in their development.

12 comments:

  1. Fuckin rent a cop

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  2. Im 43, full time job, 2 cars, 5 motorcycles and own a house.....Still on my skate board at least once a week. whats the problem?

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  3. you don't know shit about what you be dissing, because anybody who disses anything is obviously jealous.

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  4. And you be a fucking idiot. Period.

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  5. Dude, if you're 43 and still ride a skateboard you have more problems than just being over the hill.

    And your "five motorcycles" don't count if they don't run and are taking up space in your garage.

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  6. Just out of curiosity what exactly I "be" jealous of? Please, enlighten me; I need a good laugh today.

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  7. Skateboarding is a fine form of excersize just like any other sport. Why the hate? Is it really that cool to see a grown adult beating up on teenage boys? Looks more like cowardice to me.

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  8. Accepted form of exercise or not, you know as well as I do that the majority of skaters are punk motherfuckers that have no regard for authority. These kids probably started some shit and the police ended it. Once again Douchey gets it right.

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  9. haters are hella gay. plain and simple. a skateboard can crack your skull, you your faggot ass hate can't. go suck a dick queers

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  10. Skateboarders are fags. Period.

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  11. go do nothing because thats all you do, and hate. you will never find happiness, just remember that, douchebag

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  12. Anyone who still uses the word "hater" is a fag. Just like skateborders.

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