Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Punk Skaters Get Manhandled
In the interest of full disclosure I have to admit I used to ride a skate board. You know, when I was 10. It had neon green wheels and a big picture of a skull on the bottom. I thought it was the best thing since GoBots, but once the novelty wore off -- this was right around the same time I realized I liked girls and might want to see what it feels like to put my ding-dong in one -- I ditched the skate board and started partaking in extracurricular activities that didn't involve looking like a total fucking tool.
These little pricks obviously never made it that far in their development.