Beach, Meet Stupid

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Were it not for the fact that I'd inevitably have to get up to use the bathroom -- not to mention let my pet monkey Chi-Chi out of his cage -- I could literally sit here all day and watch this choad use the beach to slap the stupid off his own face. Instant karma is usually a motherfucker, but sometimes it's a motherfucker with a nice rack wearing a tight t-shirt and drunk on Jager bombs.

In other words it's fun to look at.