His Mother Must Love Him

You know what makes me laugh the most about this picture. No, it's not the waxed chest or that totally fucking fem coat Choad the Wet Sprocket is wearing. It's the cute little nick-nacks in the background. Let's see, we have a nice hand-crafted wreath on the wall there. And, oh look, a cute little arrangement just above that. And, wait, what's that hanging above his head? Are those. . .balls?

Jesus, only a total chooch would be able to get teabagged by his own mother's decorations.

H/T to Phil for the pic.