Thuggin' & Lovin' Douche Bag

If anyone out there can decipher this rambling dick-speak please do me a favor and leave it in the comments section. I tried to make sense of it all but the only thing I could come up with is "Duffy is a super loose bitch," which can only mean this guy is privy to information better left in Duffy's bedroom. Now whether Duffy is a man or a woman is up for debate, but considering the amount of testosterone our star has surrounded himself with I'm of the opinion his balloon knot is starting to resemble an open. . .er. . .manhole.

Ya heard me?