Monday, October 5, 2009

Fat Bastard Really Wants Some McDonald's

One of the comments on this video stated that this guy might make a fine father one day assuming the woman could actually find his dick. To which I respond:

Are you kidding? The sloppy farm animal probably has an entire van full of mewling offspring eagerly awaiting their daily injection of trans-fat and high fructose corn syrup. If he didn't I'd be shocked. The, uh, little lady is also probably standing just off camera with a look of utter dejection on her face.

"Oh poo, now we haftuh git back in da vee-hicle and drive all da way tuh Wendy's."

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