Brainless Asshole Wrecks His Pricey Toy

Listen boys and girls, if you going to operate a piece of machinery in a manner other than what was intended -- unless, of course, you're a girl of the hot variety, in which case I say go ahead and use the shit out of that plug-in massager you got for Christmas any way you want -- at least have the sense to survey the surroundings for obstructions, obstacles and midgets.

Then again if you have more money than brains feel free to continue running headlong into immovable objects, because in all truthfulness you're probably an asshole and deserve what you get.