Eye Candy: Aida Yespica Topless On the Beach

According to Aida Yespica's Wiki page this yummy looking tart began her career (read: started making an obscene amount of money off mom and dad's genes) representing the state of Amazonas in the Miss Venezuela pageant back in 2002. She then went on to achieve cover girl status for mags like GQ and Maxim, but all of that shit pales in comparison to her appearance on the Italian version of Celebrity Survivor.

But fuck it, you don't care about any of that. You want to see some boobage, which you can find after the jump. Obviously these shots are totally NSFW.

When Harry Met Trashy

What is it with boats that turn some women into classless pieces of shit? Seriously, it's a mystery to me.

Still More Water-Bound Douchebaggery

Do I even need to comment on this choad? Seriously, if this guy was any more ridiculous he'd be standing out in front of a pizza parlor in a gorilla costume.

Bikini-Clad Douchettes

Listen girls, any amount of sexy you might have had going for you is immediately nullified the instant you resort to flipping off the camera. It doesn't make you look cool, tough, or any other adjective your douche bag boyfriends have beat into streaked head, so for your own sake please knock off the silly shit.

Instead get stumbling drunk, scream a lot and flash those titties. In other words just be yourself.

2 Douches, 1 Boat

Is there a rule written somewhere that in order to take pictures with skanks in bikinis you have to look like a total fucking tool? If there is I'd like to meet the guy who wrote it so I can smack him in the face with a wet sock.