Absolute Jackass + Gas = Good For Us

For fuck sake. I'm not even going to get into it about this dickhead. It's too late on a Friday afternoon and I have shit to do. What I will say is this douche bag is the poster child for the pro-abortion lobby.

And if not that then at the very least the "His Father Should Have Pulled Out" lobby, to which I'm an ardent supporter and lifelong donation-giver.

Oh, and nice friends there Flash. Maybe for your next stunt you could just have them fire bottle rockets and Roman candles at you as you jump up and down on a pogo stick. Now there's some entertainment.