Early Candidate For Douche Bag of the Year

I'm not even going to comment on this ridiculous shit. Just kick back and let the, uh, crazy force fuck your ear holes.

And tough it out until about the midway point for a real treat. Did he rip ass and needed to freshen up the air or were the neurons in his tiny little peanut brain rapidly firing like a Morse code machine and he just needed to grab for something -- anything -- to make the whole "off the wall" ambiance seem that much more random?

Questions people. Questions.