Tuesday, October 20, 2009
The Worst Sucker Punch In the History of MMA
The sport of mixed martial arts is a nasty business, and if I've learned one thing from watching it year after year it's this: You have to be one crazy bastard with balls the size of cantaloupes to step into a cage with another son of a bitch just as crazy and with balls just as big.
With that being said I think it's safe to say that dude in the video above takes the word crazy, slathers peanut butter on its ass and fucks it with a rubber chicken. Not only does he grossly overreact to one of the least offensive gestures ever but he does it in such a way that pretty much ensures he'll never fight again. At least not in a professional, sanctioned capacity.
And that's the humorous part about this video. All the guy had to do was wait another couple seconds and he could have tried to knock the 'hawk out legally, but instead of being a man about the situation -- or catching the kiss, tucking it away in his glove and then giving it back the second he won the fight legitimately -- he took the punk route and earned himself the title of biggest bitch in the history of MMA.
Take a bow dickhead. You earned it.