"Protect Yourself At All Times" Is Not a Euphemism

Things weren't exactly going swimmingly for WEC's Chris "The Polish Hammer" Horodecki the other night, and in the middle of getting his ass kicked by Anthony Njokuani he did the unthinkable and turned his back on his opponent. Bad joo-joo.

The end result was a swift kick to the mush, a broken sinus and right orbital bone and the never-ending inquiry from friends and strangers alike: Hey dumb ass; what the fuck were you thinking?