Eye Candy: More Kim Kardashian Bikini Goodness (Now With Ass Crack!)

Eye Candy: Kim Kardashian In a Bikini

This broad is Paris Hilton with tits, but as long as she kept her mouth shut and was up for all manner of sexually deviant behavior -- for some reason donkey punch comes to mind -- then she'd be allowed to sleep in my room.

On the floor of course, but I'd be a gentleman and let her use a pillow.

Eye Candy: Sophie Monk All Kinds of Nip-Tastic

In my next life I want to be a bikini. But not one that belong to a fatty. Fatties are gross.

Eye Candy: Victoria Silvstedt In a Skimpy Bikini

Victoria Silvstedt is yummy. So is her friend. That is all.

The Friday Ker-Plunk

• The creepiest broad I've seen since Wednesday morning. 151 is a bitch I tell you.
• Dude shoots a stream of fire from his ass. No more Bell for you my man.
• The grim ginger is at it again.
• One of these things doesn't belong.
• Boobies and kittens. Boobies. And. Kittens.
• Link Froggy. Ribbit.
• Dakota Fanning is almost there. Give it a few more years and she'll be primed.
• Jenni Hendrix and Taylor Vixen are in heat and half naked. Go see.
• Shay LaRen flaunting those huge, floppy milk bags. She's also wearing leather boots.
• More naughty girlfriends with great asses. Great I say.
• Go vote for your favorite slutty girlfriend and see if you can't win her some money. Or something.
• Nothing more classy than a fat hillbilly going down on Paul Bunyan.
• Look! They made a movie about your early years.
• The UFC gets banned in Germany. Apparently that whole Nazi thing left a bad taste in their mouths.
• The NHL needs more women in bikinis. Now.

Eye Candy: Some Stephanie Seymour Nip-Tastic Bikini Shots

Sure, Stephanie Seymour's ass looks like someone went at it with a fucking meat tenderizer, but show me one man out there who wouldn't drop trou and plug away at it if given the chance and I'll show you a man that actually enjoys watching Sex and the City.

And if you need me to explain myself then you're probably that man.

The Friday Ker-Plunk

• Corey Haim is dead and this is what he left to the world.
• Sexy, slutty, sweaty and sultry cheerleaders.
• Sexy -- and one not-too-sexy unless you're into big green things -- babes in t-shirts.
• This is what Pac-Man should have looked like.
• Easily the most cringe-inducing toilet paper dispenser in the history of doo-doo.
• Jessica Simpson bent over and showing that deep cleavage.
• Cute college girl Michelle. She's a freshman, which means she's up for all kinds of dirty shit.
• Rope: For those times she says no.
• GotGisele is live, and her rack is massive.
• Erin Marie Hogan topless in Paranormal Entity.
• Kim Kardashian's big, fat ass in FHM Australia.
• Amateur girlfriend's with juicy booties.
• Does this naughty amateur deserve your vote? Click through and find out.
• Find tons of hot, lonely women in your area looking for a fling. No shit.
• Alistair Overeem has no problem with kicking a little girl.
• Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland blows. Here's proof.
• Sexy cutie shakes her tight little booty.

Eye Candy: Just Some Random Cuties

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