The above title was lifted from the comments section for the video you're about to watch, and the only reason I use it (other than it being the only humorous play on the annoying-as-fuck meme "did he died") is because I'm tired as hell and in no mood whatsoever to try and come up with something catchy on my own.
But, hey, whatever right? If millions of douche bags can steal (and beat to death) some other illiterate asshole's attempt at humor then why can't I steal some nameless 'net troll's attempt at being ironic?
And speaking of irony, how many of you out there have drank to the point of stupification (yeah, I made that shit up) and actually thought that mashing yourself into a clothes dryer seemed like a good idea? Really? You have? Well then you have something in common with this silly broad.
Do you think these three aren't smiling because they're trying to look cool or because just before the shot was snapped they realized just how fucking ridiculous they looked? The only thing this picture needs is some greased up, popped collar douche bag and it would be complete.
Let's be perfectly honest here; she probably would have lost them in a few years anyway. I mean one can only smoke that shit for so long before it breaks down the enamel in the teeth, so when you think about it she was just getting a jump on what the crack would have eventually done. She's a forward thinker.
You have to love how the woman in pics 5 and 6 actually took time out of her busy day of carting her snotty, over-privileged kids around to catch what in her mind must be the equivalent to a sighting of Big Foot or the Loch Ness Monster.
Seriously lady, if you knew Britney Spears probably wanted nothing more than to see that overpriced lease you're driving plummet to the depths of the ocean with yourself and the aforementioned brats flailing for survival would you still give a shit? I mean come on, she's a human being, and she isn't really a particularly interesting one at that. Sure, she dresses like a blind homeless woman and has a tit job that resembles a googly-eyed kids toy, but take away that ridiculous outfit and the broiling, bubbling psychosis and she's just like you and I.
In other words knock of the nonsense. It's late and there's a PTA meeting eagerly anticipating your arrival.
Some people are undoubtedly going to see this video and feel sorry for this broad. Not I. You see, this ridiculous waste of space did that to herself, so the only ones I feel sorry for are the people who are footing the bill while she sits on her plump ass and collects public assistance. Call me an asshole, call me an uncaring son of a bitch, or call me a piece of shit. But don't, for the love of god, call me to help lift this woman when she keels the fuck over and dies.
Music by Prudence director Roger Ross Williams was in the middle of accepting his award for best documentary short when Burkett, one of the producers, hobbled onstage and began running her steak gummer about how she's a woman and women don't get enough credit for what they do in this world and her womanly bits were offended because a man stepped all over them and stole her award. Or something. I stopped watching as soon as I realized she was hijacking his speech with another 'women don't get the credit they deserve" rant. Seriously ladies, this is 2010. Are we still stuck in 1950? For fuck sake, you get to vote and all that good stuff. What else do you want?
She may be one of the biggest douchettes in the history of everything -- J-Wow? Really? -- but god damn does this broad have a killer rack or what? Now if she'd only forget how to talk we'd be all set.
Jesus Christ on a ten-speed bike, is this what it's come to? Are people so jaded that the use of firearms -- or in this case the brandishing of firearms -- in the vicinity of the little ones is not only encouraged but captured on camera for posterity? For fuck sake.
Meanwhile when this kid picks up daddy's revolver and puts a moon roof in the back of his own head it will be someone else's fault. The firearms manufacturer perhaps.
How many skanky tramps does it take to give you whooping cough and a funny tickle in your nads? One. . .two. . .three. . .
And if any of these club rats belong to you, first let me say I'm sorry. Not for making fun of them -- they do that shit all on their own -- but for not being there for you when you needed it the most. Seriously, someone should have stopped you before you made that plunge.
First let me just say that if you're easily upset or have a problem watching the depths to which human beings can sink then you might want to give this video a pass. Still here? Okie-dokie, but don't say I didn't warn you.
According to the news wire:
CCTV footage made available to the media yesterday shows the moment a Territory mother is alleged to have thrown her baby on to a concrete footpath.
Yesterday, the NT News told how a Darwin court lifted a suppression order on the film but refused to release it even though it was played in an open court last week.
It is alleged that the footage from the Palmerston bus exchange shows a woman throwing her 10-month-old baby on the ground after her partner left on a bus without her.
The woman - who cannot be named to protect the identity of the baby - pleaded not guilty to recklessly endangering serious harm to the child in Darwin Magistrates Court on Friday.
It is alleged she was drunk and had been arguing with her partner when she threw the baby.
In a police interview played to the court, she said she was "wild" with her partner and wanted to go home when she "dropped" the baby before others she was drinking with tried to take him away from her in May last year. Police found her and arrested her a little later.
Journalists from three media outlets sat in court while the video was played, but it was not until Friday afternoon and the video had been approved to be released that Dr Lowndes made an order suppressing its publication.
He closed the court while submissions were made on the suppression orders, and again when he gave his reasons for the orders.
He also closed the court while a lawyer representing the NT News argued for the orders to be revoked on Monday morning.
On Monday afternoon the NT News was told the footage would not be released.
But yesterday morning - after the story had been published - the video was released for publication and was made available to all media.
The woman's hearing will continue in June.
Now I've seen some pretty nasty business in my 31 years -- from shootouts to murders and everything in between -- but never have I seen such a blatant disregard for human decency and compassion than in the above video. Seriously people, what the fuck is wrong with some of you?
Typically I just take shit in and chalk it up to stupidity or some other form of inbred abnormality, but the woman in the video is neither human nor abnormal. She's a total abomination. If this is the type of thing she does in front of onlookers I can only imagine what passes for punishment in her twisted form of reality. And to plead not guilty with such a glaring contradiction staring her right in the face? Balls my friends. Big, brass balls.
I'll tell you this much; it was a good thing there were people there to stop her, because you can plainly see she was getting ready to spike that poor kid like a football.
Most of the time I'm wont to let the courts sort through their business but I don't think I'm alone in saying the legal process should be thrown out the window in this case and we should all take a few hours off of being calm and rational in order to pick up a rock or five and take aim at her maladjusted head.
You know you're an attention whore when pieces of your anatomy are clamoring for some camera time.
On any other human being -- that skank you banged the other night after getting sauced on Jager Bombs included -- this would be somewhat titillating, but on this walking piece of butt lint it just makes me feel bad for whatever poor bastard was standing behind that camera lens.
As gross as this mud mask may seem there's probably people out there that intentionally rub horse shit all over there faces in an attempt to slow down Father Time. Either that or they have a serious mental disorder and are into scat.
Poor thing; this is one facial she'll never forget.
Listen ladies, you can be as attractive as your genes allow with a brain more powerful than Albert-fucking-Einstein, but if you're over the age of five and have ever been caught on camera purposely exposing a wad of half-chewed food from your gaping maw then you're a classless piece of shit.
It's disgusting, highly juvenile and quite possibly the reason you're still single. Knock it off stupid.
actually used their 
brains and came up with the idea. Mankind is doomed.
. I believe I can touch the SPLAT!
. At least it will now. Jesus, what a nasty 
, so when you think about it she was just getting a jump on what the 
would have eventually done. She's a forward thinker.
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did that to herself, so the only ones I feel sorry for are the people who are footing the bill while she sits on her plump ass and collects 
. Call me an asshole, call me an uncaring son of a bitch, or call me a piece of shit. But don't, for the love of god, call me to help lift this woman when she keels the fuck over and dies.
