"I Told You Once"

Apparently this cop isn't one to repeat himself, especially to a cuffed and incapacitated suspect who wasn't aware that he'd somehow been transported back to the 1800's where cops would much rather kick the shit out of you than tell you -- for a second time -- not to kick the window.

One thing's for sure; this guy will probably keep his feet on the floor from now on.

Crazy Prick Gets Stab Happy; No One Steps In To Help

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you exhibit A as to the lengths to which people will go to not have their perfect little lives affected by anything not directly involving them. Here we see some bat-shit crazy Chinaman getting stab-happy on anything with two legs, and as you can clearly see in the video not a single motherfucker steps in to help stop the violence.

This is why my stance on human decency -- or indecency -- hasn't and will never change. People are pieces of shit, and just because we have vocal cords and drive fancy cars doesn't mean we're any different from our club-swinging ancestors.

Woman Arrested For "Demanding" Sex w/ Married Couple

The handsome thing you're now looking at is 30-year-old Anna Bambino of Connecticut. Her interests include ghost hunting, paranormal activity and harassing married couples about three-way sexual activity to the point of arrest. From Republican American.com:

A city woman has been arrested after a married couple from Monroe complained that she harassed them numerous times about having three-way sex.

Anna Bambino, 30, of Pierpont Road, was charged Friday with breach of peace. She was released on a written promise to appear in Bridgeport Superior Court.

Bambino called the Monroe woman six times demanding that she and her husband eng More..age in a threesome, police said. Bambino is single, according to her MySpace.com profile.

Monroe Police have been investigating the incident since September. Bambino apparently knows the Monroe woman through a friend, but doesn't have a history with her, a Monroe police sergeant said Saturday night.

When police interviewed Bambino, she admitted to making the calls and said she was intoxicated at the time.

Yeah, sure. Blame it on the Mad Dog.

BART Cop Handles Loud Mouth Drunk

Here's the story behind this little altercation:

BART police Cmdr. Daniel Hartwig says officers responding to a report of a disturbance around 5:40 p.m. Saturday at the West Oakland station found a man police identified as Michael Joseph Gibson, who appeared to be intoxicated, challenging others to fight and yelling racial slurs.

Hartwig says when an officer tried to take the 37-year-old Gibson into custody, a window in the train station shattered, injuring both the suspect and the officer. Hartwig says the officer suffered several lacerations and a concussion. The officer has been treated and released.

Hartwig says the suspect was treated for "minor lacerations" and arrested on suspicion of battery on an officer, resisting an officer and other charges.

Granted, I'm on the officer's side on this -- someone needed to escort that douche bag off the train in the most offensive way possible -- but I didn't see anything in the video to indicate he suffered a concussion. I don't know, maybe it's one of those things where if you think about it hard enough it will actually happen. Then again it's not exactly out of the realm of possibility for a cop to make some shit up in order to pad the hell out of his report.

Tough Guy Bully Gets Pantsed

I have to admit I much prefer the ground-and-pound method of bully deterrence, but yanking the fucker's trousers down around his ankles on a public train is a pretty affective way of turning the tide in your favor.

I'm only speculating here, but the prospects of instilling fear into the hearts of the general public while your grub worm is flapping in the breeze have to be pretty daunting.

Props to gringostolemybaby for the video link.